She's a rookie FBI agent, straight out of Quantico, who has been paired with the FBI's best agent to monitor his unconventional investigative style.

For the past few seasons I've watched the first two episodes with hope, then quickly turned to hate watching.

He investigated the coat for murder, grew to like the coat, and then he and the coat became the very best of friends and (briefly in the lonely winter of 2007) lovers.

Galbraith is Rowling… Rowling is Galbraith! Rowling's a man… I kissed a man!

Yes, completely.

Like a crocodile.

Strongsad would play Harry Crane.

Burninating the Freys!
Burninating the Boltons!
Burninating the Lannisters!
IN CASTERLY ROCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

"Irene is Moriarty… Moriarty is Irene! Irene is my nemesis! I KISSED MY NEMESIS!"

I actually feel awful that it took me the better part of a day to get this joke.

I got what the story was about but I didn't understand how it applied to the episode. Thanks for the help!

Do you know what The Problem of Thor Bridge reference was?

Hey Gottlieb, what are you going to do? Kill me with the air conditioners? Or the bees? Or the air conditioners with bees in them? And when you turn them on they shoot bees at you?

Why are we talking about noodles?

This twist was more awesome when Mad Men did it.

This twist was more awesome when Mad Men did it.

Bah! You beat me to the same joke.

If this show doesn't involve William Shatner freaking out about something on the wing, IT CAN GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!

"Nothing bad is going to happen, Martha."

It was a real fuckton of pork.