You fucking people.
Give the world one- ONE!- Snooki, and you can open your fat, toothless fucking mouths and talk about art, you Godless pieces of shit. I don't know what I hate more: the fact that I can't understand a word out of your useless fucking heads, or that you're all a bunch of eurotrash terrorist…

But Mike "The Situation" Fetacheeso (I'm no good with foreign words) is going to appear on the Tonight Show this week! Don't give up yet, pal. There's a world of joyful smiles out there.

Why don't they get that Snooki to host? Everybody loves Snooki!

Claire Danes is a comic genius.
How about the hilarious stunt with the retard before she accepted? Hey-oh!