Doesn't one of the Rules of Acquisition provide that you can demand sexual favors of your subordinates?

It would have been such a nice surprise.

In a universe governed by quantum probabilities, any possible outcome occurs. However, in our universe we're stuck with the outcome where Rom becomes Grand Nagus. Hey, at least we're not stuck with the outcome where Weyoun becomes President of Earth!

"Wait . . . I wasn't driving?"

They tried, but they got too many stares.  Everyone gave them a big hand for trying, though.

Portia's botox-related changes since season 1 to 3 are particularly noticeable in the scenes that are supposed to take place immediately after the wreck of the Queen Ann.  Maybe there was a plastic surgeon on board? The wig doesn't help, either.

Yeah . . . it's only episode 4 and the Michael episodes are already done!

The constant background music doesn't help.

I didn't think the B. Team held up as well to a second viewing.  Some of the jokes seemed like one-offs that could have been in any show (i.e. Gentles turning off his iPad accidentally) and aren't as funny when you know they're coming.  The density of jokes in the first three seasons was just incredible, and there…

NINJA, please!

I thought the first episode really emphasized Michael's flaws from the original three seasons (over protective of his son, self-righteous, oblivious to his own shortcomings, sometimes arrogant), essentially allowing the ostensible "hero" of seasons 1-3 to become totally debased.

The music was really distracting for me, as well.  Did they think they needed something to make all the lengthy dialogue scenes seem more exciting?

I thought the split was more like 55/55.