Didn't an episode of Curb from this season get an A+?

Racism
Moves about racism are gayer than movies about butt fucking frontiersmen.

there's a proud tradition of hip hop stars who are *dead.* Fixed.

Bret only likes his herpes with vanilla.

Long Ass Balls
However, any album cover that incorporates testicles or underwater baby-dicks is fine in my book.

Coheed and Cambra
The single gayest band/science fiction cult ever.

But can you say "massive ass cyst" ten times fast?

Death porn
The next logical step from jacking off to dead people was jacking off to dying people.