So shorts and crocs it is.

I wouldn't feel too bad, you should hear the mouth on that kid. Like a drunken sailor on shore leave.

Sex, coitus means sex…and before I added another comment the REPLY tag was covering up the sex.

Found a glich…that should read…"your mother nearing coitus."

I too decided to start anew as the ability to play off of "by" has gone the way of Hypercolor and French-rolled jeans. Alas, I will have to make do with leg warmers and consistently hinting at the idea of your mother nearing coitus.