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Toy Story 4: Andy Goes to Oregon

That was good, but Frank Reynolds in the couch was funnier.

At the last second they should just let the snake eat Joe Buck.

"Obama is the real snake here!"

*Begins watching "Ancient Aliens" on Netflix*

How are they going to do this without killing the snake?

Along with The Simpsons, MST3K is the only show I loved as a kid that I love as much or more today.

For some reason, I remember that joke almost as well as any from MST3K.

On the plus side, we can point and laugh at Scott Brown some more.

Album; I didn't even know there was a single version. I bet it's butchered.

Toledo exists to make Dayton feel better about itself.

During his primary election earlier this year, I saw ads for Boehner saying how Obama doesn't share "Ohio's values." He won statewide there twice, asshole. Boehner would not be able to do that.

That album is surprisingly good for a '90's one-hit-wonder relic. "The Last Dictator" and "Zeroes" are great.

Genesis- Robbery, Assault and Battery
Justice- Stress
Michael Jackson- Who Is It
Franz Ferdinand- Lucid Dreams
Yes- Siberian Khatru

As bad as Kasich is, Josh Mandel and Jon Husted are worse. Expect that vile piece of excrement Husted to run for governor in 2018.

I find everything on his site unwatchable except for Todd in the Shadows.

One of the instances where the movie is much better than the book.

Those kids' baseball movies gave me, an absolutely awful baseball player, a glimmer of hope. I loved Angels in the Outfield and The Sandlot, although I'm sure AitO doesn't hold up.

Eugene and Rusty have each other.