"I er, uh, also seem to have misplaced my pants."

Their wiki entry really needs to be expanded.
http://simpsons.wikia.com/w…

Slow down, tubby! You're not on the moon yet!

Yeah, I feel like they didn't really know what to do at that point in the episode, so they just added a song.

Wouldn't it be funny if he got eaten by like, five polar bears right now?

That joke with Barney is really pretty sad.

I first noticed that joke when I re-watched the episode today. Also, it's great how they put the TV on the dining room table instead of just eating in the living room.

The A.V. Club
I don't like being outdoors

Homer and Bart having the house to themselves reminds me a lot of me and my dad before my stepmother moved in.

The A.V. Club
All things are about Jesus. Except this

Is your name Bart?

We could've never even gotten close to the Great Wall of China.

NOPE. [self-defenestrates]

Jingle All The Way: Origins
Jingle 4LL The Way

Killed in a dance-off with Rain.

My name is very similar to "Tyler Perry," so much so that a lot of people think that actually is my name. A co-worker actually put that on a form once.

Senior year of high school, a girl said in our civics class there were 52 states. When corrected, she said, "What about Alaska and Hawaii?"

The National Association of Theater Owners calling themselves NATO sounds like a Simpsons joke.

My stepbrother has an impressive-sounding job, and I always list him as a reference- we don't have the same last name so it's not evident we're family.

The ads that Josh Mandel and Jon Husted are running make me want to punch a wall.