All Kraftwerk edition:
Uranium
Spacelab
Music Non Stop (The Mix version)
Titanium
Home Computer

No, Dayton, Ohio. Oh, god, you mean there's more of them?

The KFC near me has a life-size plastic statue of Colonel Sanders sitting in a chair. Driving by there very early one morning, I saw it through the window and almost had a heart attack- I had to circle around again just to make sure it wasn't a robber or ghost or whatever.

You don't like the Drake?

"Stop and Swift" almost made me stand up and applaud.

Chuck Klosterman's theory that Kid A "predicted" 9/11 is actually pretty interesting, especially how the first few songs are a soundtrack to that day.

I think "Kid A" is still their creepiest song. The transition between that and "The National Anthem" is chilling.

…Dawes

Ugh, I've always thought Moe's "Whaaa?" was obnoxious and unfunny.

Hey wiener boy, where do you think you're going?

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Why don't you get drunk and stumble around comically for my amusement?

He spelled "Yale" with a 6.

Eating it is probably the most disgusting thing I could do with it.

The perverted part of me has always wanted to try to deep-fry a Hot Pocket.

I made Alton Brown's recipe for pocket pies, and they were great. He also has a recipe for homemade Pop-Tarts, which I really want to try sometime.

They already have an action figure of Florida governor Rick Scott.

My dad has a baseball signed by a few of the 1948 Indians, including Feller, Larry Doby, and Bob Lemon. Being from Cincinnati, I have no idea how he ended up with it.

I want to focus on the message, not the messenger, but most everything he does suggests to me that he wants to be the center of attention, including re-enacting the 1984 commercial. http://imgur.com/mGZIbmv

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That's what we get for living in a state founded by circus freaks

"Problem Child" also has a great riff. One of my favorite moments in any AC/DC song is its false ending, when the riff comes in again before fading out.