You can offer me a diamond-plated pearl
You can send me all the riches in the world
You can tempt me with the palaces of kings
I'd give 'em back in a big ol' sack and keep the simple things

When forming the Asshole Band, there's Gene Simmons on bass, Ted Nugent on guitar. Who's on drums?
(Don't say Lars; he's not even in the same universe as these assholes.)

Yeah, it's a great song. It's followed on the album by "Red Sector A," which is even more gut-wrenching.

I bought Teenage Dream by Katy Perry for $1 on sale (I liked the title track, OK?). I'm pretty sure it's the worst album I own.

"Bron-Yr-Aur Stomp" is a very underrated song, and the version from How The West Was Won is even better IMO.

The Cars- Moving In Stereo
TMBG- No One Knows My Plan
Kylie Minogue & Robbie Williams- Kids
Tegan and Sara- The First
Rush- Afterimage

I had the Michael Jordan game- I remember I got it for next-to-nothing on clearance. It wasn't exactly "good," but it was competent.

Quit jammin' me.

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"I'll be Biko."

It's no fun, being an illegal alien
-Genisys

But STILL no Majora's Mask 3DS remake.

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION: The GameCube had one of the best controllers of any system.

Wow, so @Dikachu:disqus got his novel published?

They were also mediators in the XTC vs. Adam Ant fight.

M-O
M-O-R
M-O-R-N-I-N-G
M-O-R-N-I-N-G-W-O-O-D

Hi, we're the Replacements
And we're playing in a rock and roll band

They might be fake
They might be lies
They might be big, big, fake, fake lies

"Do your people celebrate Thanksgiving?"
"We did. Once."

"We AV Club writers aren't all smiles und sunshine!"