Now Supergrass, there's a band that I really wish would've been successful in the US.

Not long ago I listened to one of their most recent songs (from around 2007 I think), and was surprised that they have apparently become Coldplay.

It's pretty terrible, but considering the band members were 15 years old, it's impressive that it's no worse than the other post-grunge schlock from the same time. "Israel's Son," from the same album, is actually a pretty good song.

See also: Lorde

http://www.avclub.com/revie…

Translated into Simpsonsese, his post becomes:
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

"The government don't control the sky! What if you lived in a balloon?"

"Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!"
-Rick Perry

QUIMBY'S PROPOSITION 24 ON BALLOT
Quimby Propositions 24 at Ballet

"Wow, Les Claypool is doing a Simpsons Classic rev-
…oh."

All but two members of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Street Survivors lineup are dead, and they are killed again and again with each performance of the current band.

"We're a Happy Family"

Good bands with terrible names? Archers of Loaf comes to mind.

He looks like Roger Ebert from an alternate universe where he became a fisherman.

THE CURE- Pictures of You
MISSING PERSONS- Destination Unknown
OASIS- Lord Don't Slow Me Down
TISM- Saturday Night Palsy
U2- Even Better Than the Real Thing

I eat there about once a year, which is enough. I seriously want to go try their new chicken waffle sandwich, though. http://blogs.citypages.com/…

Make potato salad? I don't think so. She would've written a lengthy blog post about it.

Which instrument is the ass?

"Yes, I came…[to] that picture[.]"
-Tity Boi, The A.V. Club

This is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum.