"Muy simpático. Muy, muy muy!"

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood.

I saw Schindler's List for the first time after seeing that episode. I hope no one noticed I was trying to hold back laughter during the ending.

I grew up in Lebanon, Ohio, home of Michael Larson, one of the most famous game show contestants in television history, and Woody Harrelson.

House of Cards should just keep their Qin up.

Mary Magdalene holds the rights to that.

Singing? Dancing? Sounds a bit too "fruity."

Dinesh D'Souza is pretty much a white supremacist himself.

I had a friend from high school who I unfollowed the instant I accepted his friend request. I knew exactly what his timeline would look like without even looking at it.

The A.V. Club
boner pills, testosterone gels, motor scooters

"One interesting thing about the voters who think Benghazi is the biggest political scandal in American history is that 39% of them don't
actually know where it is. 10% think it's in Egypt, 9% in Iran, 6% in
Cuba, 5% in Syria, 4% in Iraq, and 1% each in North Korea and Liberia with 4% not willing to venture a guess."

And PantherObama can't be stopped because OBAMA BANNED GUNS IN SCHOOLS

garge tell obama he looks like sugar ray leonard

What if Napoleon had a B-52 at the Battle of Waterloo?

Youth culture killed my @Dikachu:disqus

Actually Peter Banks died last year.

He lost by 18 points, and although Casey was a good candidate who probably padded the margins, Santorum would've lost to anyone with a pulse.

Santorum lost in '06, not '08.

Boston Market has their own line of frozen dinners, so you can make it yourself in your own awful home!

Within walking distance of my home, there is a doughnut shop, a Mexican restaurant, Sonic, McDonald's (all within a couple hundred feet), Taco Bell, Wendy's, Pizza Hut, Subway, and KFC. A little farther down the road is Burger King, Dairy Queen, Arby's, Skyline Chili, Tim Horton's, Rally's, another Subway, and another…