Also, it's disturbing how much Morrissey looks like Mitt Romney.

Now I want Morrissey to cover "Killer Tofu."

God did exist. He died. He was very small. Mystery solved!

MASS AV CLUB SUICIDE

You joke, but right now my BA is literally under a stack of DVDs.

Now that I would watch.

Oi!

TNT
I'm a power load

"…not in the face, okay? Will you give me that?"

Although I'm not a fan of Jay Leno, I've never hated him and thought the amount of vitriol he receives is excessi- *dodges thrown objects*

I was really sick for a long while in the summer of 1997 and ended up watching a lot of late-night TV, which exposed me to Conan and Letterman. Next to The Simpsons, they were the biggest influence on my sense of humor.

I was ashamed that I had to google a reference from the fourth season. I will marathon the DVDs for penitence.

I have absolutely no interest in ICP, but if I had some more disposable income, I'd be tempted to go for just the experience. It's only an hour away from me.

A part of us all!
A part of us all!
A part of us all!

I don't mind this song, because it always makes me think of this:

Do you want to know the terrifying truth…or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?

The first time Matt Groening ever saw that episode was when he recorded the commentary for it. It was far more amusing than the actual episode.

I had The Lion King for Game Gear, and was impressed with both how good it was and how difficult it was. It reminded me of Aladdin on SNES.

I still pick up SMB3 on occasion, and I do pretty well until I get to world 7. Some of the levels there are as difficult as any game I've ever played, and world 8 is worse. Then, of course, the final boss is almost insultingly easy.

In Crazy Taxi, your African-American customers always want to go to KFC.