Promised Land. Honestly, though, Queensryche could never top Operation: Mindcrime.

Same here, but add in a bunch of candy.

Jim Wallace, Associated Press: is this a joke?

Are there any questions? Keeping in mind I already explained about my hair.

I was addicted to it until I got a new phone. I found out I'd have to connect the game to Facebook to continue my progress, so I gave it up cold turkey.

Oh yeah? C'mere a minute!

In the first draft of my resume after graduating, I misspelled "bachelor's." Also, whenever I see that word, I always think of Bachelor Chow, and how I wish it were real.

"Sorry about that home run, kid, I had kind of an off day. But to make it up to you, I got you a twenty-dollar whore."

I hit "Load more comments" hoping that no one had made a Maureen Dowd Realdoll joke yet. :(

The A.V. Club
A lot of emotionally retarded twenty-somethings

The day I got my Stormtrooper Han Solo action figure from cereal UPCs was one of the happiest days of my life.

"I am uh, going to drink you under the table!"
"No, I am going to uh, drink you under the-"

As a teetotaling 31 year-old, I wish I had drinking to blame for ruining my life.

In hindsight, the Mike Scully years don't look so bad compared with Al Jean's run.

Alton Brown's macaroon recipe is great, and also very easy.
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Does this mean Tim Burton is directing the next Batman?

You don't like The Stipe?

N-N-N-N-Nirvana and Joan Jett

Salma Hayek playing a talking taco sounds like too subtle a joke for Seth MacFarlane.

Who will play the new Taco Bell Waffle Taco?