Because of how incredibly weird the Sonic fandom has gotten over the years, it's always awkward to admit you like the Genesis Sonic games. Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast was great too.

Congenital heart defects? Hey fellas, "congenital heart defects!" Well, ooh-la-di-da, Mr. Frenchman!

Last night I had a dream that the AV Club ran an article on Hot Pockets. How absurd that would have been!

Uh, Chief, that wasn't a monster. That was the captain of the high school basketball team.

Because I have nothing else to do on a Friday night, I did a Google image search on "keytar jesus," and found this. Pretty cool.

I want to say, "who is Rascal Flatts?" but I know who they are. God help me.

Hopefully Tegan and Sara will get big enough to become the most popular artist from Alberta.

>As much as I love the state of Ohio

The Edge and Adam Clayton are from England. Even as a fan I'm surprised I know that.

They all look like Thom Yorke.

Comment/avatar synergy!

If he doesn't speak with Rocket J. Squirrel's voice, I'll be pissed.

AV CLUB WORLD TOUR

Great timing for me!

…bitch!

No, it came with a fun-size Butterfinger. By far the best part of the meal.

It's not a public library, it's a law library. Everyone here is probably studying too hard to notice.

There's very little diseased meat in these gym mats!

Seriously, for lunch today I had a turkey and cheese Lunchables. It was the only thing left in my fridge and I cannot remember what compelled me to buy it in the first place.

This is the least weird porno I've ever seen.