I'll be very disappointed if that's not a recurring joke.

I wonder who'll play Pablo Nueces in Los Sopranos?

"Who goes to Colombia?"
"People go to Colombia."
"Yeah, and they come back with things strapped to their small intestine!"

I AM THE JUAN WHO KNOCKS

Saul Goodman, AKA Saúl Bueno, AKA Miguel Sanchez, AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

Charlie Brooker looks more like Laurence Fishburne than Samuel L. Jackson does.

What doesn't?

Unfrozen Caveman Law School

oh yes, the state school vampires who will one day manage a Verizon store.

It will be kind of funny, though, if Paul McCartney ends up being the only living Beatle.

"Rain," as well.

The A.V. Club
A lesbian puppy?

In early 2009 I drove down to Florida to visit my father and arrived on a Sunday afternoon. By the time evening came around I was ready to go to sleep and for the first time I skipped a new episode of The Simpsons. I haven't watched a new episode since.

George Clooney was a black man, no George Clooney was Batman
No, no, no, that was Bruce Wayne

Thanks, I'm going to start using "string" as a verb now.

String Cheese: for when there's absolutely nothing else left to eat in your fridge.

Just check tomorrow's Newswire.

Yeah, I never cared for Five Guys. Smashburger is good too, but they have the greasiest fries I've ever tasted.

Still more appetizing than the SpongeBob nuggets.

In college the only places within walking distance from me were Subway and Domino's, both of which I ate with disturbing regularity. And somehow, I was thinner then.