"Return the slab, he said,
He knows so much about these things"

I love the look of certain computer animated shows, like Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, but in general I prefer traditional.

Purple drapes, purple drapes

Will Smith had big tax problems and was nearly bankrupt, so he took the lead in a sitcom in the hopes of making some quick money.

Just like Ted Cruz.

The biggest landslide I could imagine happening for the GOP is Chris Christie vs. Elizabeth Warren. For the Democrats, it's Hillary Clinton vs. Rand Paul.

Embarrassing admission: had I been alive in 1960 or 1972 I probably would have voted for Nixon.

They Might Be Giants only, because why not:

OK, I made a playlist of 10 random songs from 2013 and they were all from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' Mosquito. I think I did this wrong.

Paul McCartney & Wings- No Words
Yes- Does It Really Happen?
TMBG- Particle Man
The Beatles- Rain
Rush- Bastille Day
Stone Temple Pilots- Lady Picture Show
Black Sabbath- Paranoid
Silversun Pickups- Lazy Eye
Blur- M.O.R.
Tegan and Sara- Time Running

I've been trying to place it for a long time, and I finally figured out this guy looks like a douchy Jonny Greenwood.

I listened to Duck Stab by The Residents for the first time, which was quite a revelation. I'm definitely going to be digging deeper into their discography.

I had Christmas last night with my large group of aunts/uncles/cousins and was kind of ashamed of myself when I genuinely enjoyed it.

Stone Temple Pilots- Lady Picture Show
Yes- Beyond And Before
Led Zeppelin- Whole Lotta Love
Weezer- Pink Triangle
Live- Lightning Crashes
Muse- Hysteria
Foo Fighters- I'll Stick Around
Rolling Stones- You Can't Always Get What You Want
Radiohead- Bloom
Tegan and Sara- Someday

I HAVE COME FROM THE FUTURE TO WARN YOU OF NU-DISQUS AND THE GREAT DISSOLVE EXODUS. THERE IS STILL TIME TO CHANGE THE FUTURE.

If you search "disqus sucks," the first two results are from FreeRepublic and RedState. Finally, something I can agree with them on.

"Instant Crush" is the song that deserves to be a huge hit.

Ian Bayne (R-IL):

Today a congressional candidate compared him to Rosa Parks.

Rob Ford strikes again!