I don't know what "chalk out an organ" means but it sounds dirty.

Hey, everybody! Let's all go to the zoo!

It sounds like the title for GWAR's next album.

Spike Lee just tweeted T. Boone Pickens "thanks."

Bobby Jindal is a smart person who says idiotic things in order to appeal to the backwards voters he needs on his side. Sarah Palin is dumber than my dog, and he died three years ago.

ah yes, the guy who forbade the Beach Boys from playing the National Mall and brought in Wayne Newton.

He's responsible for the worst They Might Be Giants song, and now this.

That's the funniest goddamn thing I've seen all day.

In college I worked at Meijer, which aside from the laughable pay was an OK job. It was even unionized. Good discounts too; I remember buying Phrenology and Speakerboxxx/The Love Below with my employee ID.

When I was in high school I bought a Rage Against the Machine CD at Target, which when I look back on it is hilarious.

Ace Frehley should perform with the members of Nirvana, just to piss off Gene Simmons.

I'm no Kiss fan, but they definitely deserve induction. Hard to deny their huge influence and success.

Jeff Mangum is weeping after getting passed over for Billy Joel.

The burp, like the moment, is now gone forever.

Good to hear that they're doing all original material. I don't think I'd want to see a "greatest hits" show.

"I bet it's that evil 'T,' because it reminds people of Christ's agony on the cross!"

Yes, that word should only be used to classify certain Pokemon.

Kevin and Mark turned up in Corner Gas, a show I found surprisingly funny.

"Zero plus zero equals F*G!"
Amazing how funny they made that word.

Tap shoes? I don't dance, you little bastard!