Also, when David makes Charlize and the other two drinks, Charlize says she'll have a vodka "up." David gives the other two what appear to be vodkas served up (meaning diluted but served without ice, in a stemmed glass), and gives Charlize a vodka "neat" meaning undiluted and in an iceless rocks glass! Clearly the…

That was my biggest problem with the movie was that it was clearly David doing an experiment, but then not really caring about what the outcome was. The movie reminded me of Sunshine, where it seemed poised to raise a bunch of awesome sci-fi questions, but then right before it did, it just had a bunch of violence…

That was my biggest problem with the movie was that it was clearly David doing an experiment, but then not really caring about what the outcome was. The movie reminded me of Sunshine, where it seemed poised to raise a bunch of awesome sci-fi questions, but then right before it did, it just had a bunch of violence…

Hot Saucerman - which they always describe as being a hot sauce, but which I always imagined to be a hot saucer, perhaps because it had some hot tea spilled upon it.

Hot Saucerman - which they always describe as being a hot sauce, but which I always imagined to be a hot saucer, perhaps because it had some hot tea spilled upon it.

SPOILER ALERT - I know they explained it, but it still didn't make any sense to me - why was the Bad Guy trying to kill the Good Guy? Because he wanted a job at the Good Guy's company, and the Good Guy wouldn't give it to him because Bad Guy was sleeping with Good Guy's wife? But wasn't the reason Bad Guy was with…

If you can't spot the bro at the table in the first 10 minutes, then you ARE the bro.

The extended F review for H8r is also profound.

DIRTY EARS!

Foxholes were invented in the Civil War, but foxes weren't invented until 1949.

Last time I saw Dylan live he opened fire into the crowd.

I didn't ever read Superman comics as a kid, and the one time I got one, it happened to be that Toyman episode where Superman takes Lois on a date in Paris or something, and meanwhile this kid is held hostage, and I was like 'Oh, no big deal, he'll escape,' and then he just gets murdered.

Asian American, please.

More spoilers - do you think there's supposed to be some message in the fact that One Eye basically sacrifices himself to save the boy? When they're talking about Christ, that's the only thing they explain to the boy was that 'He sacrificed himself so we could be free.' Is it like One Eye was the Christ figure under…

Did someone say something up there about sucking each others' dicks? Because I'd be down for that. We should just do that instead of arguing.

It's like how they censor movies for airplanes too.

Doug Benson
Doubleplus Agreement about the Doug Benson call - I only mostly knew him as the comedian who made Super High Me, and I had never seen that movie, so I figured he was just like a more modern Cheech or Chong whose whole routine was weed based.

You know what I thought pandaed a little too much was that Gao Gao.

I liked it better when it was called "Fixed Gear Bicycle."

Human Centipede 2: Die Darkman Die