…I just believe in me!

I thought the same thing, like it might even be a new product at Del Taco or a similar garbage-mex chain.

Maybe Finn could give him a few.

Dang. I came here hoping to find something compelling enough to make me go see them live. They're playing at this weird art collective space very near my house…but I don't think I'll make the effort.

Holy shit. We went there when I was a kid (like 1983) and I romanticized it so much in my mind that I insisted we take our daughter there when she was about the same age. Didn't do much for her, and I was mocked roundly for suggesting it. I still loved it, run down though it may be. (And it's actually in Turner,…

You've got money for this crap? I'm jelly.

One thing about living in Santa Clarita I never could stomach; all the damn zombies.

Yeah who the fuck let Linky the Fox News Troll in here?

Nordstrom Rack is good for a laff as well, if you have one near you. I've seen hideous pink and purple striped Calvin Klein shirts there that "retail" for $150…marked down to 9.99. I chuckle to myself and wonder what fool actually paid full price for that garbage.

I clicked on this ridiculous non-story just to see if any music nerds would pick up on this. I was not disappointed.

A successful midterm election for the side of democracy and truth will require those asshat millennials who sat out the 2016 election to actually educate themselves and vote. I wonder if they still think "there's no difference between the two parties" now.

He's evil, and he lies. I wish him an unhappy birthday.

Exactly. That motherfucker's gonna mouth off to China one too many times and it'll be bye bye west coast. No wonder I've been sleeping like shit.

Old Man Neck was my gym teacher in junior high. Total asshole.

Look to the cookie, Elaine.

In Chicago, maybe. No chance anyone's paying only $200 for Broadway.

I think you left out a zero in those figures, my friend.

We took our 15 year old daughter and her friend to see Blazing Saddles live with Mel Brooks last March, and he was right: it's an amazing experience to hear a huge audience react to those classic gags, no matter how well you know them.

Dunno what the fuck you're talking about. A one-trick pony they're not. If you'd said "1984" and "The Ramones", I'd agree.

So stoked on this news, and the impending tour. Looks like New Pornographers are gearing up for a tour and I bet that means a new release as well. Maybe this year won't be a total disaster, at least from a dad-rock perspective.