George Best the football legend, or the Wedding Present album?  I don't know shit about the former, but love the latter.

DEEP focus Elaine!

DEEP focus Elaine!

My commute is 20 miles, so you indeed win.  I shall now commence sucking "it".

I was thinking the same thing about the black dude.  Looks like Todd Bridges, had he grown up properly.

I was thinking the same thing about the black dude.  Looks like Todd Bridges, had he grown up properly.

What, no PCP references?  Damn, I would have expected more from the commentariat.

What, no PCP references?  Damn, I would have expected more from the commentariat.

I'm not as excited about this as I would be if it were a New Porno record and tour, but I will still check it out and maybe see him at the Casbah.  Who's with me?

I'm not as excited about this as I would be if it were a New Porno record and tour, but I will still check it out and maybe see him at the Casbah.  Who's with me?

On a related note, where in the fuck has our Wesley Willis impersonator been hiding?  I would love to hear his take on Fred Willard's junk.  Something akin to "you are my main man", etc.

On a related note, where in the fuck has our Wesley Willis impersonator been hiding?  I would love to hear his take on Fred Willard's junk.  Something akin to "you are my main man", etc.

Mega-kudos to O'Neal for working in a sweet hentai reference.  I was just doing some, er, research on that very topic last night.  Leave it to the Japanese to come up with something as utterly perverted and bizarre as tentacle rape.

Mega-kudos to O'Neal for working in a sweet hentai reference.  I was just doing some, er, research on that very topic last night.  Leave it to the Japanese to come up with something as utterly perverted and bizarre as tentacle rape.

THE BEES COME DOWN!!

THE BEES COME DOWN!!

A minor correction: The Frumpies aren't more modern, they were contemporaries of Bikini Kill and shared several members.  My shitty punk rock group played a gig with them in 1993, and we were scared that they were going to kick our asses for being dudes.  Lame story, bro, etc.

A minor correction: The Frumpies aren't more modern, they were contemporaries of Bikini Kill and shared several members.  My shitty punk rock group played a gig with them in 1993, and we were scared that they were going to kick our asses for being dudes.  Lame story, bro, etc.

The Aristocrats?

The Aristocrats?