3. Moping
4. Staring out windows pensively
5. Bitching about other people eating meat
6. Making racial slurs
7. Wearing stupid haircuts

I have heard about five seconds, but only through cultural osmosis.  I have actively avoided it because it looks annoying as hell.

Two more words: Pretensious douche.

A little bit of Eva (Braun) in my life…

Let's be honest with ourselves:  Morrissey sucks.

B-B-BBubble Buuuuu……

Ummm…..Bubble Butt….?

They will pummel you into submission.

This never would have happened in Gay Town.  *sniff*

Solipsism?

I've never heard that one, but Weiland's Three Needle Boogie was pretty lively.

And everybody heard it, but shrugged and walked away.

Chester Bennington was a famed stunt bowler who toured with Pancho Villa.  After that, he smuggled bootleg beer into the White House in Amelia Earhart's bloomers.

emerson bigguns Aw, man!  I guess there are no original ideas in smut anymore.

I was thinking 'A Sale of Two Titties', but that works well also.

Hey, if the consitency is right, it's lube.

So can't his dad or older brother buy him one?  If neither of these options are available, maybe an older family friend can stop by and 'accidentally' leave an issue where the kid can get to it.  Oops…….

It sounds like there is the possiblity of clinical depression in letter number 1.  With his personality changing so rapidly, that is a possibility.  Then again, he could just be a total asshat.

Sounds like their next stop will be Jerry Springer.

In the season finale, everyone should take turns punching Ted in the face.  For the entire show.