And you're ugly, but I'll be sober in the morning.

'Honey, would you get the phone please?  I just sat down.'  —Rosa Parks

Stop!  Or My Mom Will Shoot!

I would love to see Neil Hamburger *at* The Apollo.

*marquee outside of theater*

The true mark of a gangster idiot (or teenage wannabe) that doesn't know how to fire a weapon.

The true mark of a gangster idiot (or teenage wannabe) that doesn't know how to fire a weapon.

Those things conveniently had the gas tank placed between the seats under the floorboard.  Which meant that if you got hit right, it would quickly turn into the Fire-o.

'Welcome to Jamaica, mon.  Have a nice day!'

'M THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN!  I DO COCAINE

Disqus suqs!

Doubtful that old 'Vadge' would pull herself away from her mirror long enough to. 

Especially now that the Super Bowl is over, and a new baseball season is just over the horizon.

Or like Steely Dan's 'Reeling In The Years'.  When they should be playing 'Kid Charlemagne', 'Glamour Profession', etc.

Flipping the bird, laid gently across his chest.

I guess this means an hour-long tribute on Coast To Coast AM.

Yeah….even as a parody that was pretty uncomfortable.  I like how they took the audio clips of Terry Gross and matched it up with 'Ira'.  Thank you, Baramos, that sketch changed my life in many wondrous ways.

Evel Kareebel Also, 'I Don't Read'

KHAAAAAN!

Apparently, she didn't.