Nope.  Copious amounts of weed, though.

Nope.  Copious amounts of weed, though.

They should have just titled this show, 'If Ally McBeal Were A Doctor'. 

They should have just titled this show, 'If Ally McBeal Were A Doctor'. 

No, I don't like Mondays.

No, I don't like Mondays.

Nice!  You owe me money for a new keyboard, now that I have spit Pepsi all over it from laughing so hard.

Nice!  You owe me money for a new keyboard, now that I have spit Pepsi all over it from laughing so hard.

Wait a minute!  You have about six weeks left.  You can't determine the biggest flops of the year until the year is done!

Wait a minute!  You have about six weeks left.  You can't determine the biggest flops of the year until the year is done!

Brought to you by the letters F U.

Brought to you by the letters F U.

Emperor Jim:  There's a difference.  Steely Dan is awesome.

Emperor Jim:  There's a difference.  Steely Dan is awesome.

"Shit, My Fucking Cunt!"

"Shit, My Fucking Cunt!"

I would call them cunts, but they lack both the depth and warmth.

I would call them cunts, but they lack both the depth and warmth.

So you like Ella Fitzgerald records?

So you like Ella Fitzgerald records?