How about firstfucking?

How about firstfucking?

Only if they have been convicted of a felony.

Only if they have been convicted of a felony.

Or any day.

Or any day.

When in public, it's the 'Weeping Willard'.

When in public, it's the 'Weeping Willard'.

'Hating the New York Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.'  — Mike Royko

'Hating the New York Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.'  — Mike Royko

He'd get rigor mortis.

He'd get rigor mortis.

Pretty awesome movie.  Especially when the dog starts talking to Berkowitz.   That was some messed-up stuff.

Pretty awesome movie.  Especially when the dog starts talking to Berkowitz.   That was some messed-up stuff.

Or To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar.  He was scary good in that.

Or To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar.  He was scary good in that.

Or maybe his head will just explode and/or his face will melt.

Or maybe his head will just explode and/or his face will melt.

John Leguizamo is one sickeningly talented dude.  Guess it goes to show that Hollywood is not a meritocracy.

John Leguizamo is one sickeningly talented dude.  Guess it goes to show that Hollywood is not a meritocracy.