True story:  41-year-old me, standing on a corner in Downtown Kansas City.  Two teenaged kids in sagging,  baggy shorts and clown makeup approach me.  They flash some sort of hand signal at me and say, 'Whoop, whoop!'

Fred Willard plays a great politician/impresario who believes his own bullshit.  A very talented dude for sure.

Fred Willard plays a great politician/impresario who believes his own bullshit.  A very talented dude for sure.

Lenin had a beard.  Gabby Hayes had whiskers.

Lenin had a beard.  Gabby Hayes had whiskers.

True dat.  Tom Cruise has perfect hair.

True dat.  Tom Cruise has perfect hair.

So you hope he gets followed by twice as many Scientologists?

So you hope he gets followed by twice as many Scientologists?

Not that Jerry Lee Lewis would be much better.  He's pushing 80.

Not that Jerry Lee Lewis would be much better.  He's pushing 80.

Throw him…..to the Street People.

Throw him…..to the Street People.

Someone coming up with the AV Club account Charlie Potatoes in 3….2…..1…..

Someone coming up with the AV Club account Charlie Potatoes in 3….2…..1…..

…but the Senator, while intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.

…but the Senator, while intoxicated, could not explain his nudity.

Ray J. Johnson!

Ray J. Johnson!

Blood, Dog and Nigel.