Blood, Dog and Nigel.

The 'Ginger or Mary Ann' question of the 70s.

The 'Ginger or Mary Ann' question of the 70s.

Yeah, it looked like they painted on his clothes above the knees every episode, didn't it?

Yeah, it looked like they painted on his clothes above the knees every episode, didn't it?

He did play a creepy Big Tobacco lawyer in The Insider.

He did play a creepy Big Tobacco lawyer in The Insider.

McConaughey wouldn't have enough gravitas for it.  I can't tell you who would do it better, because it's hard to narrow the number down.

McConaughey wouldn't have enough gravitas for it.  I can't tell you who would do it better, because it's hard to narrow the number down.

Or just watch the skit from Chappelle's Show.

Or just watch the skit from Chappelle's Show.

Yeah, it is sad, isn't it?  And Kim Kardashian is one of the most famous people in the world.

Yeah, it is sad, isn't it?  And Kim Kardashian is one of the most famous people in the world.

That's what the hookers are for.

That's what the hookers are for.

He is talented as hell.

He is talented as hell.

He jerks off into ladies of the night!?

He jerks off into ladies of the night!?

Wayne Brady, that is.  Maher is a no-talent hack.