*walks out of Great Job, Internet article*

*walks out of Great Job, Internet article*

Would you ask Tom Petty that?

Would you ask Tom Petty that?

I remember in high school wishing I had the guts to question the teacher when we began studying interpretations of artistic works - "How do you know that's what this is about? What gives you the authority to tell an entire class that this poem is really about ____?"

I remember in high school wishing I had the guts to question the teacher when we began studying interpretations of artistic works - "How do you know that's what this is about? What gives you the authority to tell an entire class that this poem is really about ____?"

*CLAP*

*CLAP*

Including how to run a halfway-decent gimmick account. "He who is?" Please. Phipps' memory deserves better than that. Forget, you must never!

Including how to run a halfway-decent gimmick account. "He who is?" Please. Phipps' memory deserves better than that. Forget, you must never!

A little highbrow film called "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" would like to disagree with you…

A little highbrow film called "Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever" would like to disagree with you…

Yeah, the way the tagline currently reads basically says "The first 92 minutes are terrifying! The last 12… less so." Your misremebering is much better.

Yeah, the way the tagline currently reads basically says "The first 92 minutes are terrifying! The last 12… less so." Your misremebering is much better.

Is anyone else missing the "old" Burn Notice? I mean, I know there's no way they can just go back to the glib case-of-the-week format like nothing ever happened, but I really feel like the seams are starting to show with this new "dark" direction. This isn't an HBO (or even FX) show, so the constant threat of Kima…

Is anyone else missing the "old" Burn Notice? I mean, I know there's no way they can just go back to the glib case-of-the-week format like nothing ever happened, but I really feel like the seams are starting to show with this new "dark" direction. This isn't an HBO (or even FX) show, so the constant threat of Kima…

Dear god. Paul certainly makes a solid case as history's greatest monster.

Dear god. Paul certainly makes a solid case as history's greatest monster.

Yeah, I was too young when I first saw it to understand that part, too. I couldn't figure out why his family looked different and his brother was played by a different actor.

Yeah, I was too young when I first saw it to understand that part, too. I couldn't figure out why his family looked different and his brother was played by a different actor.