"…Spider-Man flying around the theater in 'a triumphant manner,' as one would do when they've successfully survived another day on Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark."

Rowan, you are a goddamn hero. Thank you for tackling this awful, terrible, ridiculous show.

And it might be more exciting than recent episodes of "Human Target."

My TiVo "recorded" the 2 hours block on Wednesday and called it "Human Target." I put it on today, and made it through about 60 seconds of what I thought was an introduction of this week's protectee. He was working in a convenience store, there was terrible comedy, and it was awful. Then I realized I was watching…

I dunno - it's got big motorcycle wheels on the nipples.

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if that was a real promo for the show.

I see the picture you chose left out Ernie Hudson
RACISTS! Everyone knows he was the heart of the Ghostbusters! Well, him and Slimer.

Man, this really pisses me off. Have no other journalists looked at the interview or heard the audio that Sean posted and tried to defend him? Or are they all a bunch of pussies? It just seems really shitty for everyone to just keep bitching about how "the interviewer" did some shitty things and tricked this poor,…

Didn't read the whole article, and you still had time to post twice, eh Doc?

WHO KILLED BIGGIE?

Me too. Although I was 100% certain when I clicked on the article that the headline said "Adam Yauch has gotten cancer." I thought the "time to get ill" joke was in VERY poor taste until i re-read it.

Sorry Arsenio, but I think you're only fooling yourself if you think Lucas will ever release Blu-Ray versions of the original originals. The next release we can look forward to will be the 3-D versions on Blu-Ray. The horror!

You know, I was recently dining with my friend William Joel, and he suggested that a box formerly containing Cuban cigars would make a delightful home for a recovering baby bird!

I was in college when it came out, so I wasn't watching much TV and didn't see the video then. But man, that song was unavoidable on the radio. It made me hate Jimmy Page even more than my older brother's Coverdale-Page album did.

2:54
That's how long I made it through that awful, awful video. Right up to the point where Puffy pulls a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as his elevator busts out the top of a building, and then he turns into a flock of doves.

I always pegged you as more of a Devo fan, professor. None of that peaceful, easy feeling for you.

I would also like to see more reviews of this show. I won't be watching it, but man will I read them. Just like I read the Heroes reviews up until the bitter end, even though I had stopped watching about 2 years prior.

Aww, thanks!

I hope the screws in his back don't somehow become fused with sentient tentacles during a performance on stage…

Cliffy, that is a terrible story. I know we are all aware on some level that all these shows are ridiculously manipulated, but that takes the cake.