I remember it well…
A game I didn't care about, featuring a halftime performance I didn't watch. O what boobage I missed!

My DVR remote has a button that allows you to program the amount of time it skips ahead. I have mine set to 3 minutes and these "DVR busters" ALWAYS come exactly 3 minutes into the break. So I never even have to think about catching them - I just press "skip" and there it is.

best line of dialog ever
"We can not confirm that intelligent sources have given us unconfirmed reports that a domestic attack is eminent."

skinny, bitch
So when did Tyra lose all that weight? I mean, she wasn't fat before, but hadn't she spent months and months telling the whole world that they could kiss her "fat black ass"? Wasn't she proud to have a "natural" shape, and she wasn't going to let the fashion industry make her feel guilty?

final few
One of the (many) problems I have with this show is that we're at the point in the season where certain chefs should be emerging as real competitors, and people that the audience wants to root for. Of course, with the frantic camera cuts, and the editors' quest to make everyone look incompetent, no one comes…

Bye bye sugar!
I thought that the thing that the Patio people knew was missing from the commercial was sexiness. I mean, you have a man who is as gay as the day is long trying to make a sexy commercial about a diet soda, it's bound to fall flat. I hope that the show wasn't aiming for that, as if feels a little…

I was hoping you'd be covering this. I've had the DVD set for a while and have seen all of the episodes over the years, but haven't made an effort to sit down and power straight through. Now I have some motivation. Thanks!

Help me Jeseus!

Jeseus, thank you! That was killing me trying to remember who he looked like.

Better watch yourselves
Sounds like you're coming dangerously close to mocking the Chang.

Her's?

I thought Horsefellow had graduated to a new avatar.

Christ, her name was Miracle Groh? Were they *trying* to make that show as terrible as possible?

THEY'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON!

Holy shit the Boglins were awesome. You could make their eyes move!

What Makes Sammy Run?
I first read the book for a class back in college, and it quickly became one of my favorites. Schulber's depiction of Hollywood back in the day (as he was living it) is just awesome. In one evdition, the preface includes his story about John Wayne trying to beat him up for bad-mouthing Hollywood…

Fuck you for even suggesting such a thing. Now my day is ruined. RUINED!

I guess they canceled AV Club Los Angeles. Not that I went to the page much, but still.

Wisconsin's ski capital, Merrimac!
I love the progression of restaurant locations from season to season:

In agreement about Scott/Kevin. The sous chefs have gotten hardly any screen time this year. The female sous chef (former winner? or just former contestant?) must not be good at acting on the telly-vision, since they seem to go out of their way to avoid showing her.