Me too, Tinsel. I'm *this* close to taking it off my queue. I mean, the bitchy blond rats out the put-upon scarred girl to Tyra, and nothing comes of it (aide from the lamest yell-fight ever)? These girls need to start watching the Soup for tips on how to fight (POP OFF! POP OFF! POP OFF! POP OFF!)

Really?
They couldn't honestly have been surprised that Star Wars fans would want this. Hell, it's even got intestines drawn on the inside! Combine that with a lightsaber zipper-pull, and even I might want to get one.

I 100% second Boom Blox. Totally awesome.

What about his patented, space-age MOON WAFFLES?

I'm more disturbed by his six-pack.

I think phel's got a couple old bums' hearts stashed in Prison Wine's freezer.

So is the "tube socks" thing over now?

FRITO WHAT NO LOVE FOR GLut? HE TRIED SO HARD FOR ALL OF US TO SPREAD IS LUV OF FIRSTS!!! THE DREAM IS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!

No. She likes "the blacks."

Murray's right. The Source Awards episode was my first favorite of Season 1.

When has Hitler NOT been funny?

awesome
He wrote a letter of recommendation for Dewey? Sweet.

I can hear the pitch now:
It's "Enemy of the State" meets that Shia LeBeef movie about the cell phone! On TV! With real people!

Scotteb, phel is 100% right. Give up Heroes, and within a couple weeks you'll be posting on the show write-up about how you're superior to everyone else there because you've given up on the show. I did it. Feels good, trust me.

teh dude - what's your sched like manana?

I love that the ABC prexy's
name itself sounds like a Variety abbrev. "ABC PREXY FRONS BETS ON BOFFO B.O.!!!"

Well, they've done a Muppet Christmas Carol, and a Muppet Treasure Island. I'd shell out $10 for a Muppet Watchmen.

The "burn Notice"/"Top Chef" thing is actually true for me too, now that you mention it.

I already made up my personalized license plate!

Seriously, though, that chick with the 2-inch press-on nails? Pretty damn ghetto. Although I actually felt bad for her when she sobbed, defeated, "I cain't go back ta Buffalo…"