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Yeah, Fast, I get that, I do. With few exceptions, everything that could've gone wrong for the Union in the early stages of the war did…and yet, here we are. If the North COULD have lost (and it sure seemed like they were trying hard to), they WOULD have lost. If that's not an example of "you were never, ever going to

Yeah, Fast, I get that, I do. With few exceptions, everything that could've gone wrong for the Union in the early stages of the war did…and yet, here we are. If the North COULD have lost (and it sure seemed like they were trying hard to), they WOULD have lost. If that's not an example of "you were never, ever going to

The South had absolutely no chance to win, and no chance to sustain itself beyond winning if they had, and any talk otherwise is no better than Lost Cause fanfic bullshit.

The South had absolutely no chance to win, and no chance to sustain itself beyond winning if they had, and any talk otherwise is no better than Lost Cause fanfic bullshit.

Yeah, my initial reaction was a burning desire to wrap a Sherman's Necktie around his fat fxking head.

Yeah, my initial reaction was a burning desire to wrap a Sherman's Necktie around his fat fxking head.

Definitely Gordon Lightfoot.

Definitely Gordon Lightfoot.

Because he saw me eating a hamburger ONE TIME.

Because he saw me eating a hamburger ONE TIME.

She killed it as Liza Minnelli. Not so much this week, but kudos to her for keeping her characters grounded. She could go for the cheap laugh, but she's clearly more interested in exploring her character's real-world foibles. She found that sweet spot with Liza.

She killed it as Liza Minnelli. Not so much this week, but kudos to her for keeping her characters grounded. She could go for the cheap laugh, but she's clearly more interested in exploring her character's real-world foibles. She found that sweet spot with Liza.

His first appearance on CDR is all-time great stuff. His bit performing "insult comedy" on one of Scott's attractive female interns was legendary. "What, what, are you one of the more attractive people around?"

His first appearance on CDR is all-time great stuff. His bit performing "insult comedy" on one of Scott's attractive female interns was legendary. "What, what, are you one of the more attractive people around?"

It's almost too perfect. I wonder if Choctaw is putting some sort of sneaky marketing synergy/adverlingus strategy to work for the Earwolf brand.

It's almost too perfect. I wonder if Choctaw is putting some sort of sneaky marketing synergy/adverlingus strategy to work for the Earwolf brand.

*watches, enjoys a cup of cubby wubby womb room tea*

*watches, enjoys a cup of cubby wubby womb room tea*

Nothing about his ill-fated home makeover program "Ice-T Causes Crib Death"?

Nothing about his ill-fated home makeover program "Ice-T Causes Crib Death"?