DON'T YOU HATE PANTS?

DON'T YOU HATE PANTS?

This reminds me of a sweet idea I have for a movie about a CD store owner (whatever that is) who falls in love with a cassette store chick he drives out of business after they meet at a Y2K preparedness sale.

This reminds me of a sweet idea I have for a movie about a CD store owner (whatever that is) who falls in love with a cassette store chick he drives out of business after they meet at a Y2K preparedness sale.

I really love You've Got Mail. It's paint-by-numbers romcom done as well as it can be, and it's hilariously obsolescent in two pretty awesome ways. Dial-up AOL? BOOKSTORES?

I really love You've Got Mail. It's paint-by-numbers romcom done as well as it can be, and it's hilariously obsolescent in two pretty awesome ways. Dial-up AOL? BOOKSTORES?

I maintain it's Gilbert Gottfried's set to end the Saget roast. And I'm not sure why people feel the need to qualify their fondness for these. If you don't think Greg Geraldo's sets were funny, you're a joyless asshole.

I maintain it's Gilbert Gottfried's set to end the Saget roast. And I'm not sure why people feel the need to qualify their fondness for these. If you don't think Greg Geraldo's sets were funny, you're a joyless asshole.

May the Cybernetic Ghost of Canceraids Past rip you limb from limb.

May the Cybernetic Ghost of Canceraids Past rip you limb from limb.

Dude is so emasculated that he has to poop in a Wheaties box outside. If that's not funny to you, I don't know what to tell you.

Dude is so emasculated that he has to poop in a Wheaties box outside. If that's not funny to you, I don't know what to tell you.

On a related note, I've been thoroughly amused by everything I've heard off of Howard's "Have a Summah" CD.

On a related note, I've been thoroughly amused by everything I've heard off of Howard's "Have a Summah" CD.

Yeah, I'm with you. The constant chewing/burping bit went from comical to disrespectful pretty quickly.

Yeah, I'm with you. The constant chewing/burping bit went from comical to disrespectful pretty quickly.

Good call, and I'd add The Bird and the Bee…they did a solid job with Hall & Oates, so this might be right up their alley.

Good call, and I'd add The Bird and the Bee…they did a solid job with Hall & Oates, so this might be right up their alley.

You Make Loving Fun! Especially the Dance version, when they ditch as much of the original disco vibe as is possible.

You Make Loving Fun! Especially the Dance version, when they ditch as much of the original disco vibe as is possible.