I'm hoping for some deconstructed dinuguan, maybe using some of those blood jello cubes that my Cantonese friends like so much.

My friend's mom puts live crabs in the microwave.  I had to make sure she never mentioned this to my mom, who would think that was a fantastic idea and do it herself.

@avclub-f09e57b700c3f50f42e812264b8f7d4f:disqus , or just live with someone who has done those things :-P

@avclub-f09e57b700c3f50f42e812264b8f7d4f:disqus , or just live with someone who has done those things :-P

Huh, and see, I find the ceramic pot much easier to clean than almost any pan.  A good soak makes the really bad burnt-on meat juice stuff just fall right off, whereas I can soak my goddamn saucepan for days and shit doesn't move even with the brillo side of the sponge.  Maybe I just have a magical slow-cooker pot….

Huh, and see, I find the ceramic pot much easier to clean than almost any pan.  A good soak makes the really bad burnt-on meat juice stuff just fall right off, whereas I can soak my goddamn saucepan for days and shit doesn't move even with the brillo side of the sponge.  Maybe I just have a magical slow-cooker pot….

Possible, very vague spoilers:

Possible, very vague spoilers:

It's weird because Reynold's makes pretty much everything except clingfilm, including a "slow cooker liner," if for some reason one is incapable of just washing one's dishes like an adult, human person.

It's weird because Reynold's makes pretty much everything except clingfilm, including a "slow cooker liner," if for some reason one is incapable of just washing one's dishes like an adult, human person.

I would have bought it more if Quinn would have framed his motivations as "I'm not gonna be on the hook for killing a fucking congressman just to save your ass, Estes," as opposed to some protective instinct for Carrie.  That said, I did enjoy the reversal of someone else watching Brody have sex, this time with…

I would have bought it more if Quinn would have framed his motivations as "I'm not gonna be on the hook for killing a fucking congressman just to save your ass, Estes," as opposed to some protective instinct for Carrie.  That said, I did enjoy the reversal of someone else watching Brody have sex, this time with…

Like, like, a thousand times like!

Like, like, a thousand times like!

The BWAAAAAMPs aren't inherently bad, but the weird acceleration on them seriously threw me off.  I prefer my BWAAAAAMPs ominously rhythmic.

The BWAAAAAMPs aren't inherently bad, but the weird acceleration on them seriously threw me off.  I prefer my BWAAAAAMPs ominously rhythmic.

That's some deep as fuck cover when you consider that Brody and Jessica knew each other in high school.

That's some deep as fuck cover when you consider that Brody and Jessica knew each other in high school.

Combine it with @Maka556 's request below for a Valerie Cruz spinoff about the CIA's go-to babysitter and I think you've got yourself a zany kid-in-a-weird-living-situation comedy.  Maybe Cruz could have a hilarious, exasperated catch phrase like "Chris, stay away from the windows! [laughtrack]"

Combine it with @Maka556 's request below for a Valerie Cruz spinoff about the CIA's go-to babysitter and I think you've got yourself a zany kid-in-a-weird-living-situation comedy.  Maybe Cruz could have a hilarious, exasperated catch phrase like "Chris, stay away from the windows! [laughtrack]"