She was the best of all princesses.

She was the best of all princesses.

I enjoyed the "what this duet is for?" twist on the ever-popular "our son said YOU wanted to apologize to ME!" storyline.

I enjoyed the "what this duet is for?" twist on the ever-popular "our son said YOU wanted to apologize to ME!" storyline.

Did Rayna and Juliette use any instruments while writing that song?  I've never written a song before, but it seems like it'd be hard without a guitar or piano to at least pound out some basic chord progressions.  I kind of hope Rayna and Juliette just threw down legal pads full of chicken scratch in front of Deacon…

Did Rayna and Juliette use any instruments while writing that song?  I've never written a song before, but it seems like it'd be hard without a guitar or piano to at least pound out some basic chord progressions.  I kind of hope Rayna and Juliette just threw down legal pads full of chicken scratch in front of Deacon…

I've had a morbid fascination with Sandra Lee for years; how did I not know about Kwanzaa cake until now?

I've had a morbid fascination with Sandra Lee for years; how did I not know about Kwanzaa cake until now?

Aw, you guys, this is the nicest anyone's ever been to me on the internet!

Aw, you guys, this is the nicest anyone's ever been to me on the internet!

Well, I'm a huge nerd, so I looked up the Indiana trespass statute, IC 35-43-2-2, and one of the elements of the crime is that you have to have been asked to leave by the owner of the real property or his/her agent, and Leslie was banking on the fact that, if Jamm had asked them to leave, he would have had to sic the…

Well, I'm a huge nerd, so I looked up the Indiana trespass statute, IC 35-43-2-2, and one of the elements of the crime is that you have to have been asked to leave by the owner of the real property or his/her agent, and Leslie was banking on the fact that, if Jamm had asked them to leave, he would have had to sic the…

I kind of really wanted Ben to take that Sweetums job, both because I wanted more candy-related bad publicity (seriously, though, hot sugar is THE WORST), and because there should always be more Paul Rudd.

I kind of really wanted Ben to take that Sweetums job, both because I wanted more candy-related bad publicity (seriously, though, hot sugar is THE WORST), and because there should always be more Paul Rudd.

Jean-Ralphio should just give in and become a patent troll.

Jean-Ralphio should just give in and become a patent troll.

"My allegiance continues to shift."

"My allegiance continues to shift."

Right now I'm guessing she gets paid out of the black ops slush fund that they also use for bribes, paying foreign agents, and the like, the same way Virgil probably gets paid.

Right now I'm guessing she gets paid out of the black ops slush fund that they also use for bribes, paying foreign agents, and the like, the same way Virgil probably gets paid.