I really must remember to pop a few lorazepam before I read Todd's recaps of American Horror Story. I never knew I could disagree with someone as much as I disagree with him. I would stop reading, but I honestly enjoy the way Todd writes, even though his AHS recaps are way off base.

I feel like I'm watching a different show. I love American Horror Story. Some of the imagery scares the shit out of me, Jessica Lange's performance is hilarious, and so far they've only just scratched the surface of the house's mythology. The show does not shy away from kinky sex, babies in jars, and bloody deaths. I…