@mellowstupid sure thing boss. with my dick out, right?

turns out the planet wasn't earth after all!

this movie owns what the fucking heck is going on in here

this movie owns what the fucking heck is going on in here

I wish I could tell you the boys were able to survive their horrific gasoline induced 3rd degree burns, and went on to enjoy countless more orange mocha frappucinos. I wish I could tell you that.

I'm Nathan Rabin. That's my real name. It's the only way we could get away with this

'if you like it then you should have put a ringing on it' was (somewhwat) taken

if this book were a person I'd give it a Bronx Wentz. Something like a razzie but made entirely of old mouldy shoes

this is bullshit. abraham lincoln never did any of those things