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Level 61 Gnome Cylon
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Looks like SOMEONE watches too much Lost…

I feel oddly close to you, a toaster, but I've never seen you at any of the conventions…

We southerners may forget Whacking Day, Yummsh, and at least we remember our grammatical particles.

Exerpts from Beowulf's other speech (Frank Darabont's Original Draft (TM), influenced by David Mamet):

mbs, for the love of all that's holy, unholy, and "other", do NOT see Pathfinder. Some friends and I went to see it in the theatre (my head hangs in shame as I type this) and I would have walked out, except I couldn't look away. I would try to explain WHY it was so bad but I've blocked a lot of it from my mind. What I