Gremlins 2 made C.H.U.D. 2 look like C.H.U.D. And I loved C.H.U.D.!

I couldn't find it right away, but there's one that claims that Daisy and Jordan sitting together on a couch was proof of their secret bisexuality/lust for each other.

You can get the full annotated text of The Great Gatsby on Rap Genius. Not annotated very well, however - I'm pretty sure a high school teacher told his/her students to post their analysis there. Some of it is pretty insightful, and some is god-awful and therefore hilarious. http://poetry.rapgenius.com…

"So yeah, I actually just listened to this song for the first time a few minutes ago, and I don't know any more what I'm doing here."

That might only be my second-favorite Dylan spoof. Weird Al's "Bob" is a standard, late-era Dylan blues riff mixed with lyrics written entirely in palindromes. Once you've heard Al mutter jibberish alongside good studio musicians, you'll wonder why Dylan gets such inordinate praise for doing the same.

He wrote Royal Jelly and a few others, but there were all kinds of songwriters on that album. "Black Sheep," the parody of the excesses of Brian Wilson during the Smile recording sessions, was written by Van Dyke Parks, who wrote most/all of the lyrics on Smile.

So you're saying the ROUS will be an actual NYC subway rat, and the Fire Swamp will be an actual NYC subway stop.

By herding him onto a live firing range for his "safety." You then knock up your grandmother.

Banana*

Yeah, I seem to remember reading something about Meyer incorporating into Voyage Home all the stuff that didn't fit into/work in Time After Time.

McDowell killed Kirk in VII (Generations), not V (Final Frontier). The only thing that had a chance at killing Kirk in V was William Shatner's direction.

Mary Steenburgen: hardest G on the streets, yo.

Except for the part where Marty's mom doesn't notice that her oldest youngest son looks like Calvin Klein, the guy she crushed on in high school.

Fifty years, and still the cute one.

Comedy Panel has paneled The Panel Offensive, according to Panelny Panelnik. IT'S TIME FOR NO MORE PANEL EVER

You were mistaken, cheese sandwich.

Sounds like this show won't offer anything we didn't already get in Queen of Versailles. I mean, how can you top the sight of a billionaire's wife taking the limo to the drive-thru so she can feed her family with a sack of 50 McNuggets?

The Cuban Missile Crisis was resolved during a screening of The Human Centipede.

I don't know why you ever stop mentioning it.

“It was a dark and stormy night. The rain fell in torrents, rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness. Also, we're in London.”