Eminem hospitalized, fat.

I get that reference! It's not very good, though.

Shake it twice as hard.

Is Sluggo the ugly whore in this analogy? I'm not sure I'm keeping up.

There were script problems from day one.

HipsterDisqusBag

Who am I, 16th century female Irish pirate Grania O'Malley?! … or her sole female descendant? GOD. Read a book some time.

I thought the original had a space, not an underscore. But I could be wrong.

He also responds to Neil Gaiman.

Oh goddammit.

Christurbation? Have you been reading The Exorcist lately?

"A keyboard. How quaint."

III suffers from the fact that I can't see Christopher Lloyd as a Klingon without thinking about either Doc Brown or Reverend Jim from Taxi. Anybody else in that role, and III becomes essential for reasons other than "it bridges II and IV so nicely."

Hey, they already learned their lesson from the Guardian of Time: change anything, and Hitler wins. (Or, in this case, Zombie Hitler.)

He did.

Baby batter blaster.

That's *Diamond* Joe Biden to you, buddy.

I remember Moby himself commenting on that line, and pointing out how absurd it was given that at that time, he hadn't recorded techno or defined himself as a techno artist for about ten years.

Funnier than Elliot's cameo on Parks&Rec. (Sorry to damn you with such faint praise.)

Regarding the "Picard ones": First Contact is easily the best, and holds its own against any of the original cast movies (except Khan, which is in a league of its own). It manages to combine a zombie movie, an action movie, a little fish out of water comedy (much like IV), and the story of James Cromwell's Zephram…