PUT. THAT. FIRSTIE. DOWN. Firsties are for closers.

"… in which Elton John playfully plunges his fist into his lover’s …"

And all of Snoopy's cousins!

Ironically, he was left behind.
Just kidding. I have no idea, and also want to know what happened to our farting savior.

If only they'd left behind a massive body of work. I could really go for about fifteen R.E.M. studio albums right about now.

I love tubes …
…
OF POCKY

Not in the world I grew up in, buddy. Not in the world I grew up in.

Yes, yes. Some of the time.

"… Lopes’ fiery relationship with football player Andre Rison …"

Better than trying to enjoy an orange, white-power Dodge.

Enough time on his/her hands to make this diagram, not enough time to make it goddamn readable.

I like to do the Electric Slide ironically. In fact, it boggles my mind that people ever danced it any other way.

Things I wish this show were instead:

I thought he was a household name, but recently I realized I had somehow attributed all of his roles and all of Djimon Hounsou's roles to the same person. Not sure how that happened, except that it's NOT RACISM I SWEAR.

I'd like it if somebody could post to YouTube a clip of Octavia Spencer singing "No Surprises." That would save me the trouble of waiting several months, pirating this movie, skipping to that scene, then deleting the entire file. Thanks!

I'll give you a topic: this reasonable discussion is neither reasonable nor a discussion. Discuss.

But light-hearted and frothy is exactly what post-war Britain needed. With fresh memories of the Blitz and still economically crippled, how could they want anything *besides* escapism?

Not until just now, when I looked up that sketch on Wikipedia, did I realize that "Salad Days" was a real, popular musical of the 1950s, and that the Pythons were deliberately spoofing it.

When Bob Odenkirk goes deaf: "Better Call Saul! Bellow!"

Saul walks in unseen during Walt's crotch-grabbing quitting tirade. As soon as Walt leaves: "What the hell was THAT guy's problem?"