That's the joke.

Nick Offerman's tears are like those of the Phoenix, except that they also temporarily grant the power of flight.

It's really unfortunate - to be an actress named Hussey whose most memorable role involves teenage nudity.

@avclub-1922cc1dc1286b56a2d99b7f1aa0630c:disqus You know what would really freak out the squares? Uptown Girl.

The closed captioning said "oops," but I heard "boobs."

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Kevin Clash told me.

All I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.

The production order is available if you look around. Totally worth it.

I've definitely heard a cornerback who plays primarily in a nickel defense called a nickelback. Wikipedia agrees: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

@avclub-57985f8fc049b74b130bd6f55173d2e5:disqus The first Matrix is a GREAT movie. Shame they never made a sequel.

@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus I think I started watching it once and set it aside. I'll put it back on my to-do list, right behind every TV show on Netflix and every game on Steam.

In Sorkin's defense: he has the President snap out of his funk and declare his non-marital affair to the nation, trusting them and their judgement/priorities/etc.

I think @avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus is saying that aboriginal is the adjective form; the noun is aborigine(s).

Great song. New Adventures In Hi-Fi used to be pretty badly underrated, but I think its reputation has improved over the years in much the same way as Up.

Tony Cox. And yeah, he'd be great. "De plane, de plane, you drunk asshole!"

It should retain 100% of the racist audience watching 2 Broke Girls.

Was that meant to be sung to the tune of "Bungle in the Jungle"? Because that how I read it. It was … okay.

My favorite line: Martin Sheen is trying to convince President Michael Douglas that all the country needs is one good politician.

You're so optimistic. I'm assuming the show's writers saw the phrase somewhere and thought it meant a literal key.

Also, some of the New Testament warnings about the impropriety of hot man-on-man action refer more to the impropriety of a man of a lower social caste penetrating a man of a higher social order. The Greeks saw that as an affront to the hierarchy. (This is all from memory of something my minister dad said once, so this…