Is that an emoticon? Is that what ovaries look like?

"I can't believe I kissed you."

You can't a-fool me. There IS no Sanity Clause!

No, the other guy. Ted Nugent's half-brother.

¡ǝzıɹd ʇsɹıℲ

Smashing pumpkins, if you will.

It's Pro-me-theus!

Everything and everyone.

Wherever you go, there it is.

How much better would this have been if she'd been allowed to cast Krysten Ritter instead?

I assumed that was a Christine reference, as I have not seen Christine or The Car, and Christine is the only killer car movie I can ever think of.

Brain slugs can't herd sheep. Winner: Hypnotoad.

Rob Lowe's Fuzzy Yellow Balls. Coming soon.

PatI'dLikeToBuyAnE?

Are you a cop? Law says you have to tell me if you're a cop.

You think this is funny? Burl doesn't think this is funny. A man died.

I bet it's somehow heuristic also.

Matthew Morrison: the second known instance, after Howard Beale, of a man who was killed because he had lousy ratings.

Petty: "Has anybody seen my toe?" Which I like to think of as a callback to Cletus's theme song.

YOU MOSS FEEL PROWWED AND GUUD. STRONG ENAAF TO BEET DAT WHIRRRRLD.