It took me years to accept that pronunciation, which made talking to my dad about his Bruce Cockburn albums a little embarrassing.

As am I, yet I've seen all eight. I can't recommend all or even most of them, mind you. But tell me this: what's so awful to you about Harry Potter that you passed up the chance to see an Alfonso Cuaron movie starring Gary Oldman and Alan Rickman?

" … like the rustic hardware of the Alien franchise."

That sentence did a better job of deconstructing this song than did Nanjiani's entire interview.

Wait, wait, wait. Jack and Bobby WASN'T about the Kennedys? Why the hell would you name your show that if it's not about the Kennedys?

Mike Hunt is correct.

Would you ask Tom Petty that question?

Daniel Tosh is playing Bonnaroo? Wouldn't it be funny if he were replaced by, like, five bands? Right now?

I came here to share that. One of the only things I remember about this movie because WTF.
[Hawk has just decapitated a villain] Hudson Hawk: Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July.

The ones I can find on my iPod:

Yyyup. About 30 minutes south of Albany, just off the Thruway, right where they said it would be. Here's the actual exit sign: http://tinyurl.com/bb4k4oy (What blew my mind is that the sign on the show got the 9W part right - as you can see, that's the road that runs through Coxsackie.)

Well, B isn't a bad grade. And I think it's a reasonably accurate for both shows, even if I might have gone A- for Archer.

And yeah, weirdly specific geography is right. Catskill, Coxsackie, last week's "twenty miles north of Bennington" … and that motel in Schenectady. I think I stayed there once after a pub crawl.

Goddammit, this made me feel things. I hate feeling things.

Great. Now I'm thinking about my little sister what got eaten by aliens. THANKS JERK.

Great. Now I'm thinking about my little sister what got eaten by aliens. THANKS JERK.

This seems like the place to jump in with my fun fact: The original was based on a short film made by Wes Craven's students at Clarkson, and filmed on an actual Elm Street in Potsdam. So I'm a ten minute walk from the house that inspired the house in this article. And you wouldn't have to drop $2M on it, either.
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Needs moar gay poots.

OMG NO DROP WTF

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