Tourists, man.

Jennifer Lawrence did nothing to enhance her status as my current "oh yes, she will someday be mine," but she did nothing to diminish it either. I'll take it.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the video playback was horked somehow.

Once I actually watched it, I was glad for some elements, like the dwarven songs, that would have been cut from a two hour movie.

Wineglass, Melman, and Schmelman?

This is exactly the kind of publicity marketing visionary Kenn Viselman is looking for.

Biggest problem: no dentists.

Even Rocky had a montage!

Right - and for the most part, the season one episodes that were held over were held over because they were the weakest of that bunch.

I love "You Get What You Give," and since it's the only song the New Radicals ever released, I'm forced to assume that if they had continued, they would have been the greatest band in history. Thus, Fastball is worse.

Oh god. That's the connection.

"Executive producer" is, of course, what you give your secretary instead of a raise.

Shorty got that what what.

Shorty got that what what.

I was sure I recognized the name Smile Empty Soul, and I was right - they had a alt/rock radio hit nearly ten years ago. It's awful, of course: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I was sure I recognized the name Smile Empty Soul, and I was right - they had a alt/rock radio hit nearly ten years ago. It's awful, of course: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

For a moment, I thought to myself, "Helen Mirren was in that Will Smith movie?" Then I realized I was thinking of "Hitchcock" as being a combination of "Hitch" and "Hancock."

For a moment, I thought to myself, "Helen Mirren was in that Will Smith movie?" Then I realized I was thinking of "Hitchcock" as being a combination of "Hitch" and "Hancock."

And believe me I am still alive /

And believe me I am still alive /