Quayle is funding this show in an effort to become relevant again in time for a Presidential run. "Quayle 2016: No Longer the GOP's Biggest Liability."

Quayle is funding this show in an effort to become relevant again in time for a Presidential run. "Quayle 2016: No Longer the GOP's Biggest Liability."

It wasn't bad, but it was no Prestige. And besides, I once met the author of the short story on which it was based - Steven Millhauser, "Eisenheim the Illusionist" - he was a long way from impressed.

It wasn't bad, but it was no Prestige. And besides, I once met the author of the short story on which it was based - Steven Millhauser, "Eisenheim the Illusionist" - he was a long way from impressed.

@avclub-d0dfbf82a0232e4c63faf5016c25b7d5:disqus That and the entrance to V'ger - a.k.a. the space sphincter.

@avclub-d0dfbf82a0232e4c63faf5016c25b7d5:disqus That and the entrance to V'ger - a.k.a. the space sphincter.

What do you mean, "or"?

What do you mean, "or"?

@avclub-ec581d0fa82907dc6f58d1e70bf346b0:disqus www.eelsoup.net. May god have mercy on your soul.

@avclub-ec581d0fa82907dc6f58d1e70bf346b0:disqus www.eelsoup.net. May god have mercy on your soul.

Great Sentences In Literature Followed By "Also Anal Probes":

Great Sentences In Literature Followed By "Also Anal Probes":

Ssh! They're strapping down Liza Minelli!

Ssh! They're strapping down Liza Minelli!

"Sex and Candy" is actually a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup.

"Sex and Candy" is actually a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup.

Shit sandwich.

Shit sandwich.

Somehow omitted: Shel Silverstein's "I Saw Polly In a Porny."

Somehow omitted: Shel Silverstein's "I Saw Polly In a Porny."