You kids, with your baggy pants and your colored chalk and your Neve Campbell and your fanny packs and your Nerf balls and your Pong and your Volkswagon Golf leases and your notebooks and the kids with the pierced I-don't-know-whats, the roller skates and the 23 skidoos and the listening to the Beck …

You kids, with your baggy pants and your colored chalk and your Neve Campbell and your fanny packs and your Nerf balls and your Pong and your Volkswagon Golf leases and your notebooks and the kids with the pierced I-don't-know-whats, the roller skates and the 23 skidoos and the listening to the Beck …

Where's the Taco Bell guy when you need him?

Where's the Taco Bell guy when you need him?

Back and forth. Forever.

Back and forth. Forever.

I'm looking forward to seeing how people phoneticize the rake-to-face groan.

I'm looking forward to seeing how people phoneticize the rake-to-face groan.

No more half-siblings, Walter.

No more half-siblings, Walter.

You had me at "birthed in phlegm."

You had me at "birthed in phlegm."

And a movie! Of Joe Biden!

And a movie! Of Joe Biden!

Flynn. He prefers Flynn.

Flynn. He prefers Flynn.

I read "Greasy Lake" for a lit class - based on that, I'm a big fan.

I read "Greasy Lake" for a lit class - based on that, I'm a big fan.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK "Straight Outta Lynwood" is brilliant.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK "Straight Outta Lynwood" is brilliant.