@avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus I am constantly trying, and constantly failing, to work "clownpenis.fart" into casual conversation.

@avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus I am constantly trying, and constantly failing, to work "clownpenis.fart" into casual conversation.

Double yes! Guilty!

Double yes! Guilty!

As it turns out, I'm way more excited about Jonathan Banks playing Ben's dad on Parks and Rec. I blame Bill Murray.

As it turns out, I'm way more excited about Jonathan Banks playing Ben's dad on Parks and Rec. I blame Bill Murray.

Jon Hamm was cursed by a gypsy - he has to say yes to everything anybody asks of him.

Jon Hamm was cursed by a gypsy - he has to say yes to everything anybody asks of him.

Loretta Lynn, "Little Red Shoes."

Loretta Lynn, "Little Red Shoes."

He's the guy who wasn't an asshole about people who just died.

He's the guy who wasn't an asshole about people who just died.

So you appreciate them at a much deeper level than @avclub-bd5f681bd75c522cb7cbd88d22af16d5:disqus does?

So you appreciate them at a much deeper level than @avclub-bd5f681bd75c522cb7cbd88d22af16d5:disqus does?

BECAUSE I WAS SMASHED, OKAY?

BECAUSE I WAS SMASHED, OKAY?

… Into Darkness

… Into Darkness

I've never been able to read it any other way.

I've never been able to read it any other way.