Situation isn't worth much, you have to build off sit so you can only use 6 letters…

Look, it's dehumanizing enough to have to fly commercial.  But take away a man's Words With Friends?  You're going to have problems.

Look, I may not be the CEO of a major airline, but I played one in a movie once.  Therefore, all stewardesses and pilots must bow to the Baldwin.  And, yes I said stewardesses - after all I was a movie airline CEO in the 40's…

You would be too if you were constantly firing the #3 guy at your firm.

I once smoked an 1/8th in Amsterdam and thought I saw Dawes.

Tribute band - My Morning Jackoff

Or bacon AFTER dinner for that matter…

Mick Mars has been dead for years.

Donder.  And I'm Jewish…

On the money - except for the part where he calls Beast of Burden a tender ballad.  It's sung from the point of view of a dude trying to get laid and telling his Paramour that he'll NEVER marry her - or even shack up!

The worst thing about the Muppets?  Jason Segel.  Does anyone else around here hate seeing him on screen as much as I do?  How is he a movie/TV star?  HE LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE SHIT ON SCREEN!  WTF?!?!?

They shoulda played "Dude Looks like a Lady" in honor of her "husband."

Um, raised.  They need to have a hole in 'em…

Portugal. the Man? or Astro-manimal Collective Soul AsylUmphrey's mcgee.  Your turn…

So, time for a Demi Moore-3rd Prize You're Fired relationship?

I wonder how many Voodoo donuts Franco can fit on his schlong?

Man?  Or Astro-manimal Collective Soul Asylum.

Or his hair catching on fire!

Per one Vincent Barbarino - a rubber hose.

The drinking age in Canada is like 16, when most Canadians are in "grade ten."