Wait - is that in 4/4 time?

The difference is that Chinese Democracy is a legitimately great record - by a "band" who hasn't put much out of note for 20 years.  How often does that happen?

GGHHLLKKGGhhlgkhlgkhh…

An open letter to ALL white people:

I wish my dad had utilized my brother and I to follow a known murderous drug dealer spotted at the mall, a la Det. McNulty in the Wire.

Seems like something Jim Carry would do.

Also, not a pimp with tenancies towards domestic violence.

One could argue that if say, Oliver Twist, were to see our society today, he'd see a Utopia.

She will when I'm done with her!

Anyone ever notice that there literally hundreds of movies, books and tv shows about apocalypse and distopia, but absolutely nothing outlining a utopia?  WTF?

You can't see a vagina without an endoscope or something - it's purely internal.  The parts you see in Hustler et.al. are collectively known as the vulva.  Or pussy.

I'm a government man.

And everybody will be pissed because the guy who SHOULD HAVE died is sadly still alive.

His real name is Albert Einstein.  True story!

Um, 7 billion hunams, thankyouverymuch.

Dear: Federal Government

One of my fav's.  Right under Who Charted?  and above Smartest Man in the World Proopcast.

How have I not heard of Here’s The Thing With Alec Baldwin yet?

Um, I play B-ball once or twice a week.  No talk of triple doubles, number of boards, etc.  Wins and losses, occasionally buckets and that's it.  And even then nobody boasts much.  Of course it's a gym full of suburban white guys…

How, exactly, does one obtain a triple double while messing around playing a pick-up game in the hood?  I mean, who's keeping track of assists and rebounds?