These guys break up but U2 is planning another shitty world tour.  THERE IS NO GOD!

Black Eyed Peas hate black people.

But his penis IS from Mississippi…

And his R&B crooner cousin, Popsicle.

Time for my afternoont 8-ball.

Wait - Ice Froggy Frog wasn't real?

I'm looking forward to the opening scene where half a dozen middle class kids are riding the bus to school, worrying about which college they will attend when one of them has an idea…

Will Tyler Perry wear a reverse-fat suit and a jehri curl while being slightly less abusive toward other black people than his normal characters?

Sit back and enjoy the marble rye.

I don't get/like Radiohead, but feel as though I should.  Anyone else around here in my camp?

Cool?  Like snow?

Hiding cocaine in musicians' road cases?  Really?  Because musicians on the road never have anything worth searching for…

Now that my wife makes more than me, I kinda feel like a pimp.

Was the guy at the end of the bed Tyler Durden?

All you have to do is be more compelling to African Americans than Tyler Perry, or equally as so to whites.  Seems easy to me!

Dude - he's no Jay Leno!

I feel like I've been nasally raped.

Love me some Community, but being as it's about community college, shouldn't it end after 2 seasons? 

Wow, IFC.  You really ate ass on this one.

I'm so confused…